Saw this on Facebook and had to share it with you:

David Blaine is reported to be absolutely gutted that his record of spending 42 days doing f*** all in a box has been broken by Dimitar Berbatov.

Ithangyew…

EDIT: Oh, and another…

The cause of the volcanic ash cloud currently stopping air travel across Europe has been discovered. Police have arrested the Man City/Arsenal/Liverpool* trophy cabinet cleaner.

*Delete as applicable

Friday’s are good fun, aren’t they!