Goalkeeper Ceni scores 100th career goal (sort of) [VIDEO]

Rogério CeniWhich goalkeeper has the most goals in history? Step forward Rogério Ceni who scored (in his opinion) his 100th career goal in São Paulo’s 2-1 victory over Corinthians. Why do I say ‘in his opinion’? Because FIFA credits him with 98 goals, while he counts two he scored in unofficial friendlies. Either way, Brazilian Ceni is way out in front as the highest scoring goal keeper of all time.

Ceni scored his 100th (we’ll be generous) goal from a free kick, the latest in 56 he has scored that way, the others coming from penalties. No goals from open play? Pah!

“It was beautiful. As a goalkeeper you don’t enter the match thinking about scoring a goal, but it happened just as I wanted: with a free kick, deciding an important match. For me, it doesn’t matter that it was against Corinthians, but for the fans it must have been important.”

I must admit, if Edwin van der Sar scored against Manchester City from a free kick I’d probably be going mental for several days. And we all know how crazy about their football – and their derbies in particular – the Brazilians are! Special goal, special moment, special man.

Oh, you want to see it? Here it is:

[VIDEO] Gattuso headbutts Joe Jordan as Spurs win in Milan

Gennaro Gattuso

Speaks Scottish, apparently...

There’s nothing like a good loser…and Gennaro Gattuso is nothing like a good loser! Following his AC Milan side’s 1-0 ‘shock’ defeat to Tottenham Hotspur he had an altercation with Spurs coach Joe Jordan in which he appeared to attempt to headbutt the Scot.

 

Gattuso had previously clashed with Jordan during the second half when a horrific challenge from former Arsenal midfielder Flamini on Vedran Corluka resulted in just a yellow card. You’d think Gattuso would know he’d picked on the wrong guy after his time in Scotland, but no, he steamed right in. Take a look at the post-match incident:

 

Gattuso has since apologised for his actions, of course, with the rather amusing line:

I was nervous. We were both speaking Scottish, something that I learned when I played in his home city of Glasgow, but I can’t tell you what we said. I didn’t want to argue with players and I did it with him, but I was wrong to do what I have done. I will have to await what they decide.

Spurs recorded this famous win in the San Siro with an 80th minute winner from Peter Crouch, by the way. It sets them up nicely for the home leg at White Hart Lane and will go down as one of Redknapp’s best ever victories as a manager.

[VIDEO] Incredible Wayne Rooney bicycle kick wins Manchester derby

Best goal of his career? Maybe. The rejuvenation of a lacklustre Rooney? Maybe. A stunning goal and fitting winner for a Manchester United v Manchester City derby? Definitely. Enjoy.

[VIDEO] A Bit of Keys & Gray

Richard Keys Gaffes

Oops, he's done it again...

Richard Keys and Andy Gray’s sexist comments before the Wolves v Liverpool match were not the first time one or both have got themselves in hot water. Sexism, swearing and general ridicule are a common occurrence for these two super-presenters.

I’m not suggesting they should be cut from our screens. I find it both offensive and amusing in equal measure, depending. Anyway, here’s a little recap of Sky Sports’ dynamic duo in action, together and apart.

First, their latest antics:

Now a bit more sexism as the pair watch the 2008 Women’s FA Cup Final between Arsenal and Croydon:

Keys goes it alone to slag off Scottish football, swear and show off his ‘fun’ side with a prank on Jamie Redknapp. The man is a genius, obviously…

And finally, Andy Gray might rescue his career if this footage gets aired enough. Or not. He does what a lot of women right now would like to do, I’m sure – kick Keys.

If you’ve got anymore of this type of thing from Messrs Keys and Gray, do share in the comments won’t you!

[VIDEO] FC United of Manchester beat Rochdale in the first round of the FA Cup

VIDEOFormed by disgruntled Manchester United fans after the Glazer family took over control of the club, FC United of Manchester have enjoyed a great time since their inception.

Nothing, however, could top this for the new club’s supporters – through to the second round of the FA Cup with a 3-2 victory over Rochdale at Deepdale. Check out the goals from last night (05/11/10).

Rochdale 2-3 FC United from Neil Boothman on Vimeo.

Nani goal versus Tottenham SHOULDN’T have stood

Nani

Did what he had to do

Controversy seems to be part and parcel of Spurs’ visits to Old Trafford more often than not and the game on Saturday October 30th was no different. With Manchester United winning 1-0 in the second half there was an incident involving Nani for which United felt they should have had a penalty. Referee Mark Clattenburg felt differently, however, and didn’t blow his whistle. All well and good except for what happened next.

Nani briefly grabbed the ball in his hands, no doubt convinced he was getting the penalty, before Spurs keeper Gomes took it off him, rolled it along the floor and then, for some unknown reason, stopped before clearing it. Nani, now on his feet, realises the referee hasn’t blown his whistle, asks if the ball is still in play, gets the nod and taps it into the net. Goal given.

The trouble is, that moment of handling the ball means the goal shouldn’t have stood. The linesman (sorry, assistant referee!) flagged, quite rightly, for the handball but was overruled by Clattenburg. The goal stood, to the fury of the Tottenham players. Check out the video – it has to be seen to be believed:

What Nani did was fine really, the ball was in open play and he did what he should have done, tucked it away. Gomes should have played to the whistle and not dawdled. What this is, is a case of seriously bad refereeing and this morning Clattenburg will no doubt be feeling a bit of an idiot. It’s very harsh on Tottenham but it’s not the first time such a thing has happened in this fixture.

Remember this from a few of years ago when Mendes tried a long range effort over Roy Carroll?

It’s no wonder Tottenham haven’t won at Old Trafford since 1989!

BREAKING NEWS: Wayne Rooney wants to leave MUFC, Fergie admits

Sir Alex Ferguson

Fergie: "shocked" and "disappointed"

Sir Alex Ferguson has just confirmed in a press conference at Old Trafford that Wayne Rooney wants to LEAVE Manchester United.

Apparently, David Gill, United’s chief executive, has spoken to Rooney’s agent Paul Stretford and was told the player wants out. Fergie says he’s ‘”bemused” but has not shut the door on the player staying.

There is a contract on the table that Rooney is free to sign if he changes his mind. Basically, the ball is in his court.

It was a masterful performance from Ferguson, offering full disclosure on the situation. How Rooney can make a U-turn on his decision now and still be made welcome at Old Trafford is unclear, however.

Facebook and Twitter are already full of angry Manchester United supporters saying if he wants to go, just go. Nobody is bigger than the club is the general consensus.

In a pre-recorded interview with MUTV Ferguson has said he is “shocked” and “disappointed”, he’s had a meeting with Rooney in which the player repeated his wish to leave. Ferguson asks only that Rooney respects the club but isn’t sure that’s happening with what has been said in the press about a falling out.

No doubt more to come on this from the Rooney camp but it seems like Manchester United and Ferguson have said all they are about to say and it’s down to Rooney now.

VIDEO: Matty Burrows scores another wonder goal for Glentoran

VIDEORemember this goal from Matty Burrows for Glentoran? Well, the Irishman has been up to it again, this time against Glenavon in a 4-1 win. It’s not as good as the first, but it’s still damn fine finishing. Perhaps the goalkeeper is slightly at fault, but still…acute angle!

Mr Burrows is making quite a name for himself with his striking. What will he come up with next?

Check out this video:

VIDEO: Rhys Priestland scores incredible try for Scarlets versus Perpignan

This post contains videos or video linksSaw this Tweeted by @guardian_sport. It’s a contender for try of the season, without doubt, and as we don’t cover rugby union as often as we should, we had to share it with you!

Rhys Priestland scores a stunner for the Scarlets at the Parc y Scarlet in a 43-34 Magners League win over Perpignan.

VIDEO: THIS is how you score a winning goal!

This post contains videos or video linksIt’s 0-0 in the 92nd minute and the game is heading for a draw.

One last attack looks to be fizzling out so you turn your back to goal and start running back out of the 18 yard box.

Your team mate whips the ball back with a cross in your direction.

What do you do next? Chest it down and look for a lay off? Chest it down and look to turn back on goal? Try to cushion it with your foot? Nah…



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The Rebirth of Dimitar Berbatov

Dimitar BerbatovFor two seasons Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov has cut a disinterested figure and has been called everything from lazy to shite. This season, after seven goals in six games including a hat trick against Liverpool just moments ago, he has transformed himself into an Old Trafford hero.

A hat trick against Liverpool will instantly turn you into a star at Old Trafford – especially if you’re the first for 64 years, but Berbatov was already winning people over before that. The question is how?

When Berbatov was at Spurs he was a hero to the Tottenham fans. His undoubted talent shone in a team that lacked, at the time, true quality players. He was a big fish in a little pond and he thrived. When Manchester United came calling with a £30 million transfer fee Berbatov had made it. And it’s that, I think, that led to him to cause such frustration amongst the United supporters.

The Bulgarian arrived at Old Trafford believing his own hype. He ran out each week thinking that was all he had to do. There was no need to work, to track back, to tackle, to even chase a ball. He thought it would all be handed to him on a plate and he’d just bang the ball into the back of the net. Even if that had happened, it would not have been good enough for the Old Trafford faithful.

We love a skilful player, we love attacking football but it has to come with endeavour and effort. Berbatov did not show that and his performances in a team of equals, a team of grafters too, suffered for it. The criticism he received was justified but I think that played a part in his seemingly uninterested demeanour too. He loves to be loved.

No-one doubted his ability, it was his attitude that was under the microscope and it wasn’t good enough. Quite why it took two seasons for the realisation to dawn him I don’t know, but Berbatov HAS realised that he has to add work rate to his ability. So far this season that’s just what he’s done and the results are there for all to see.

Back home in Bulgaria, Berbatov enjoys a celebrity that has been likened to Beckham. The difference between the two is that, love him or hate him, Beckham worked hard on the pitch every time, he never gave less than 100% even when things weren’t going his way.

If Berbatov can keep his work rate up his ability will do the rest and the form he has displayed so far will continue. In addition, he will feel the love from the supporters and this, too, will help him perform. The sky is the limit for him then.

The rebirth of Dimitar Berbatov has just begun, but it looks as though he’s going to grow into the player Sir Alex Ferguson always believed he could be, even when the fans and media did not.

I mean, just look at this overhead kick!

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